 FIGMENT FREUD
Don't let the name fool you. While she might be the woman of your dreams, this psychological powerhouse is completely real : Really ruthless and ready to rough up the competition!! This sawed-off psychoanalyst may be short, but what she lacks in height, she compensates for with brains, brawn, and beer. A bit neurotic but driven to put her defense mechanisms to good use. This wrestler is ready to take a break from helping high ranking male politicians overcome their vulva envy... |  SLEAZA FRANK
As the estranged daughter of Lisa Frank, this wrestler was born with rainbows coursing through her veins. She was expected to promote her mother’s life work at every opportunity, and although she has a love for rainbow hearts and pussy...cats, she soon learned that even unicorns get a little horny and that cupcake stickers make great pasties. She packed up her trapper keepers, swapped rainbow folders for rainbow flags, and hair scrunchies for fishnets, and headed to St. Louis. |  Betsy Boss
Excommunicated from her historical re-enactment troupe, this saucy seamstress refused to let an old boys' club of Minute Men & Fondling Fathers stifle her sexuality. Ditching her hoop skirt and bonnet in exchange for more liberating threads, this modern Maid in America takes pride in a homeland where she can flaunt her freedom & have a voice. -Colonial players, fur traitors and fur haters beware the power harnessed in her sewing kit. - Raise your voices & your flag poles!! |
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 Rosalind Shankland
While working in the lab to capture images of the double helix DNA structure, she was zapped with too much X-ray radiation, and now this bionic bitch is back to collect empirical evidence that proves equality as scientific law. Don’t be a prick like Watson and Crick, because if you cross this biophysicist with unfounded misogynistic claims, she’ll get physical. Resistance is futile, so get ready to ENGAGE! |  RahRahBoom!
Once content to polish the floors, bake a fucking cake, and work the wringer washer -- this ideal housewife was everything a woman should be -- until she was blasted with radiation from a microwave! Now she’s only content when she’s slammin’ arms and teasing bitches. She's all things Sugar & Spice and all that’s NUCLEAR! |  Sugarplum Scary
Soured by a lifelong Land of Sweets feud for the title of top queen, this bloodthirsty ballerina’s tutu is royally ruffled. After flunking out of the Nutcracker Prince’s Anger Control for Candy course and making mincemeat of the Mouse King’s heart, she turned out to be more of a real nut-cracker. |
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 P.Cocky
Hatched from a Faberge egg in a petting zoo, this plucky wrestler also goes by P. Fowl, Fluffy, Fluff daddy and Fluffy fluff. She ran the coop with her crew until her partner, the notorious P.I.G., met an untimely bake-end. Outcast because she wasn't your typical white female and stood out her against her male Peacock counterparts, she blasted gender roles out of her way. To say this colorful fowl is anything but confident is poppycock. She's here to ruffle some feathers.
1X Champ |  JACKIE O’ OF ALL TRADES
Welding rods? CHECK. Oxy-Acetylene torch? CHECK. Jello mold? DOUBLE CHECK. She can mig it, tig it and stick it in her kitten heels. Her brawn and beauty are one in the same, but enjoy a Dr.Jekyll/ Ms. Hyde flavor in appearance. Welder by trade and by choice, this 1950s homemaker is brazing the way for women to embrace wearing lipstick while connecting bridge girders. Perfectly cooled Jell-O mold? Sure! Heating up welding rods, and the competition? You can bet on it! |  Lucille Brawl
This wrestler turned emcee ain't got no esplainin' to do. She's got the love of the crowd and the Vitameatavegamin to keep the show going alllllllll night. |
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